6 hours ago
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

Source: claudieblue

6 hours ago
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graham norton: now i'm paying waiting time on a taxi
graham norton: so if she could sing as quickly as possible
graham norton: that would be brilliant

Source: parabatai

6 hours ago
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

Source: rosenkristall

6 hours ago
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xlongbottom:

when you’re sad

remember the malta guy

Source: xlongbottom

6 hours ago
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united kingdom: [gets 13 points]
graham norton: ladies and gentleman, we've done it

Source: altair

6 hours ago
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sweden's host: which means next year we'll be able to visit denmark, just twenty minutes away
graham norton: hey i said that

6 hours ago
3,905 notes

the-eleventh-blog:

the UK ended up 8th from last

Source: the-eleventh-blog

6 hours ago
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remusslupin:

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision

*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

Source: llwlyn

6 hours ago
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ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who

Source: thesixtysevenchevyimpala

6 hours ago
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parvats:

wait UK is not the last this is serious plot twist guise